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Old Jan 07, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #1
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Well.. Basically... to put this short... I have been following a 'case' since late 2001.. The email I found in my box this morning was the one below.. and I am forwarding it as was begged to.

I hope you find reading this even just a bit fun, and IF it all really does happen, you wont laugh as much at me anymore


EDIT: Oh.. and to answer the question that most inevitably will be asked---> Why just America?
The answer is rather simple.. maybe too simple for some stubborn minds.. America and its nation is the one most unaware of its surrounding. The knowledge of the outside world of an average American is pathetically low, thus the very nation of America is the one who need to be hit the hardest on the head to open their eyes.
The rest of the world will adapt with much more ease.

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Subject: URGENT MESSAGE - PLEASE FORWARD: The 2006
ARMADA IS ON ITS WAY: STAY
CALM

*The ARMADA 2006*

*A SPECIAL MISSION IN THE SKY***

/Messages from 4-5^th January, 2006/

* *

*We have an urgent message.** This message pertains to the benevolent
arrival of many fleets of spacecraft from far and wide - Pleiades,
Sirius, Venus and Mars - appearing as bright lights in your skies, which
will not be stars, and moving with great speed. They will cover much of
Canada and U.S. and will have an impact on your world almost
immediately. The signal for their arrival will be the extinguishing of
lights across half of America at a time. **This will be a sign that the
spacecraft will be arriving within the hour*.**

*The timing of the event has yet to be determined but in all likelihood
will be within the next two weeks. It is important that all know **we
come in peace**. **Th**is** **was one of several variations planned some
years ago, the selection depending on conditions at the moment.***

*The timing is indicative of the many changes in your government soon to
take place. This is the time we have all waited for and it is now the
time to celebrate.*

*This is one of an increasingly obvious series of nudges to the cabal
and to people waking up and doing what they can. We cannot wait much
longer, or our work and humanity's will be much greater. Thus the
display, to move awareness along.***

*The reactions among various groups of people were carefully considered,
as well as those of the people of Earth as a whole. We think the people
are ready**, but there could well be consternation among the
uninformed**. ** **Also, as **already **mentioned, the need is
great.***

This will be an unavoidable statement that we are here and that we truly
do mean business: a final opportunity for those of the Dark to see the
Light. If those in power do not heed our call then we will be forced to
move forward with our plans. It will be a confirmation that stories and
inferences many have been telling and making are all true and
verifiable. There will be a massive blackout or dimming of the lights***
over much of Canada and the US that will signal our arrival - or at
least make it finally visible. This will be a preliminary to the/ First
Contact/ planned in Salt Lake City. We want the public to be
"favorably
disposed" to our actual landing.

This event is part of the detailed scenario we drew up on 1^st December
in Africa. This was a meeting of minds, so to speak, and we determined
how best we could proceed to end this over-extended standing down. First
the ships will come; then shuttles will land in Salt Lake City, Denver
and Vancouver; and then in a few other places later on.

The massive help and collaboration that will tackle the problems that
are present on Earth will then begin. The time is short for this and we
must work quickly and efficiently to prevent Mother Earth - Gaia - from
taking things completely into her hands. The Cosmos is moving on and a
new dispensation is awaiting us all.

Please broadcast this message urgently and as widely as possible.

*The Earth contact person for this great show in the sky will be*

*Lauren Gorgo at
[email protected]


* *

*/*/*/ //O//nly street lights will go out. Car headlights will still
operate, electricity will still be on in homes, hospitals, etc. Porch//
//lights will stay on unless they are large, but may dim and flicker at
first. The aim is to call attention to the sky, not cause upset and
confusion. ///

* *

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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #2
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What the....? I'm just lost now....
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #3
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Hahahaha, thats stupid. Whats** with all ** the st*ars?**
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #4
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The stars probably came in becaus of the way it was in my email.. It had a backround and some pics.. so it stick those weird stars everywhere...
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #5
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oh...
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15   #6
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 06:33 PM // 18:33   #7
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It's called "Scare Spam." The idea is to make spam into a chain letter.
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 12:07 AM // 00:07   #8
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Pfft... alienspam or something? well if it happens prepare ourselves, if not (95% likely), ignore it
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 12:32 AM // 00:32   #9
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Well, I wonder why they would just send their most importantest message ever to some random dude? Now I'm sure they really mean business.
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #10
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sounds like a big spoof to me. y woudl they send warning? they wouldnt thats just stupid. and ya like theepic said y send it to a random person? made up dont trust it.
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #11
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lol yer and surely if they are watching us n all and know how to speak english and know the cities of amierican it wouldnt be all that hard to send that email to george bush and find out his email - saying that thye probs thought that bush will think its "the men with the monkeys" [as he once said] talking to him lol hahaha....
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #12
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lol yer and surely if they are watching us n all and know how to speak english and know the cities of amierican it wouldnt be all that hard to send that email to george bush and find out his email - saying that thye probs thought that bush will think its "the men with the monkeys" [as he once said] talking to him lol hahaha....
Awww.. It thinks it's people. It's called English - please learn it. Also it's called common sense and forum rules: NO comments about polotics what-so-ever. It causes flame wars.

And on a second note, why does this remind of me of those emails I got from some "Nigerian Prince" who had $1,000,000 in a frozen account that he wanted to give me?
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #13
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LOL Echo - I know an oil-rich Kuwati prince that's giving me 5 million. Sucks for you.
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #14
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Can't be real, surely an email from aliens would come through AOL....
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #15
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Free probings for everyone!
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47   #16
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Heh, I use Optimum Online, too. If all the street lights around here went out, I wouldn't suspect aliens. I'd figure it was yet another NY/NJ utility company screwup.
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Old Jan 08, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #17
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First of all.. where the heck did you rip-off the part of it being sent to 'a random person'??
That message was forwarded onto a conversation board over at Yahoo.. The group is called 'PagPawnt'. I get all of the posts into my email..

There is a huge ammount of so called 'channellers' who are in telepathic contact with these guys from other planets.. or atleast so they claim.. This has been going for roughly 20 years.. and I have been following the development over the last four years.. almost five.
Anyway.. Lets just smile and look what happens.. If nothing happen, feel free to bash me with all you got. I don't actually care. I'm just a messenger.

On the side note..
I owned you all.. My email box contained a message from a South African miner who wanted to place 21.500.000$ onto my account.. Haha.
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UPDATE:
Read at your own risk, and think if it really matters to say anything directly at
at me after you've red this.
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The blackout, and more



Hello everyone. I AM Sananda Immanuel speaking tonight. First, I am
going to quickly answer a couple questions posted to the Masters.
First, the USA is the main country of the world in initiating the
changes, because it is the seat of the BBB&G's. Even though England
and the Crown have the fake constitution in force over the USA, it is
the USA who has the military and the larger control. We must have the
military under control, and it is everywhere. In addition to that,
she was intended to have this role long ago. Many of you are
incarnate in America for this reason, and it is the main publisher of
material important to the cause. You accept this, or not, it is your
choice, and it matters not your choice, because what is, is.

Much work has been started around the world, you need not be in the
place that the world awaits the USA to begin the works. The USA
basically is the last to be involved, rather than the first. The rest
of the world is not waiting, other than what appears to be on your
TV's. Some have changed currencies in the waiting, many have changed
leadership, Putin came totally to the light, and much more. That's
the short list. We are also in Africa, as has been told, beginning
the work with AIDS, and starvation. You are simply not told this by
the media.

The other issue, is a person named 12dna, who is challenging God it
seems, over homosexuality and other issues. This person has made the
statement he owns his Thought Adjuster. Well, no he doesn't. It is on
loan, until fusion with it. And fusion does not occur until one is
standing in true godhood, and in the basic understanding of Creations
laws, and following them. This person has also stated he wants the
answers from the Masters, and the answers have been given redundantly
in the Journals, in the Conversation with God books, and in Urantia.
Truth is self evident in sexuality, one way or the other.

Candace is on our team. AbundantHope is a Second Coming organization.
By now you should be observing this. She is an Ascended Master, from
Myrua, an 8 D planet. She is fused with her Thought Adjuster, long
ago. She made an application to us several years ago, an application,
not a petition of prayer. She told us what she would do, and we
accepted her offer. She is one of us. You do not need me to answer
those questions, of which she is capable. The subforum, in which the
purpose is to ask questions of the Masters, she is a Master, and can
answer to those she pleases.

AbundantHope is about going about the Father's business, and any
members, who are not about the Father's business, should consider
dropping away, and stop asking of endless and useless questions about
the truth so abundantly given. It is for you to read that which has
been presented to the planet, and not for us to keep reciting over
and over. Go read what God has already sent. It is time to get to
work, and getting to work has little to do with short lapses in
knowledge. God is, be God in the coming times, and stop the foolish
behavior.

Science, understood correctly, is unchangeable. Physics and chemistry
are immutable. Not even God can change them, because they are God's
manifestations. They simply are. Now you can experiment under free
will as needed for your learning, but until you learn the natural
laws of the Creation, you will be separate from your Thought
Adjuster. It will not fuse with you, until that time, and that is
immutable also. Those of you who are not fused, get that opportunity,
and if you are ready, you will be taken during the night to the
mansion worlds for that, returned to your current body, and then you
will begin to make your lightbody.

That's the facts, and this is immutable also. Many are incarnate upon
the planet who did the fusion thing long ago, and your lightbodies
are forming as we speak. The lightbody will not form, until there is
fusion with the Thought Adjuster. This is also immutable, a fact of
science, which science will prove, as it will also prove the soul.
End of lessons for the night. Do not come back and challenge Candace
on this, because she has no ability, any more than I do, or Christ
Michael does, to alter reality. Creation is, period.

Now on to other matters. We have basically two plans to play with
time wise. The first is that the government resigns, and then within
a week we do electrical outages, as already discussed. In this
scenario, the populace will be prepared for this, it will be
discussed from the Capricorn, upon your TV sets.
Now if this government does not resign, we go ahead with the show and
tell, controlling the military so that we are not shot down. There
will be increasing activity in your skies, regardless during the
wait. So be looking upwards.

Candace saw several "shooting stars" tonight, which are never that.
It is a fairy tale. If these were meteors, they would have fallen
towards the ground. They went sideways according to her perception,
so they are not meteors. In fact, in all likely hood, they were your
own governments attempts to get all those star ships out of the way,
hanging around in the area of Orion's belt. Your governments military
vehicles that go this high above the earth, are still powered by
organic fuels, and leave a trail. To think, that they think, they can
have success in this is a bit foolish. They are trying actually to
get themselves shot out of the sky, so they can claim alien invasion.
The ships in question are quite capable of protecting themselves
without the necessity of blowing away the military assaults.

We will only wait but a few more days for the resignation or other
removal. Paperwork is very in place, that causes their arrest, if
they do not vacate, and the paper work supports the real
Constitution, and is in place by those who observe the real
Constitution. If they do not vacate, the arrests will occur during
the blackouts. This provides visual security for us, and is the real
reason behind the blackout idea. This may come in a fairly short
time, so please do alert those around you, as in this senario there
is unlikely to be a TV announcement, although in some areas, this may
be possible.

The arrests will be made by American military, in support of American
military from Mars, who are supported in various ways, by star
warriors. But the star warriors will not be making the arrests. I for
security issues, will not give the day. It will come as a surprise to
them, the date is chosen. There is intense pressure in Washington at
this time.

So, I am saying be prepared to stand your ground and support your
relatives' friends and neighbors, and go lead them outdoors to view
the show, should the show come unannounced. Otherwise they will sit
inside and miss it. Please do suggest, as Nawlene did, that something
is afoot, there may be outages, and that they should go outdoors
during this time period, there will be something quite spectacular to
watch.

The news I assure you, will cover the outages afterwards, for those
that missed the fun. The time is here, finally, thank God! Do spread
the word, even if not believed, they will be believing afterwards,
and they might just step out and see the show. If you have people out
driving, and caught, you can explain what went on when they arrive
home.

The outages will be selective, and emergency facilities will not be
affected. Anybody, with a thinking mind at all, should realize they
are seeing visitors from space, and need no explanation, other than
WE ARE FRIENDLY, and COME IN SERVICE to mankind. You may also say
this is Second Coming activity if you wish, it is.

The interior lights will remain, but some may go off, due to the
nature of how this is being done. This is the reason it will
be "rolling" because it will be done a section at a time. Extra star
help is required under these circumstances. Now if the government
walks away, and arrests under cover are not necessary, then the times
can be put upon the TV sets, and perhaps the scenario might be a bit
different. But we will still dim street lights for the appreciation
of the show.

Some are asking on the forum, from other countries, why they seem
left out. Well, you may not be totally left out, local shows can be
arranged, after the BBB&G's of the US of A have been removed. There
are local landings being planned around the globe, over the next
weeks and months, for entertainment value, with trips to see the
interior of ships, and how they run, on those ships we can bring down
low enough. You are not being left out, but the work has to be done
in the United States first, they run the world, and their BBB&G's
must be out of our way. Time to get a bit of rest, and to let Candace
do the same. Namaste, I AM Sananda Immanuel.
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Dude, dudette, please refrain from this H.G. Wells crap. It makes my ulcer act up.
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Old Jan 09, 2006, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #20
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Wow, seriously, who had they time to go through with all the thinking to make such a mix of Christian theology, mysticism, and the Sci-Fi channel? This is just ridiculous. Or maybe I don't understand because I haven't fused with my thought thing-a-majigy?

So they come to serve man eh? Does that mean that they will be like that episode of the Twilight Zone? That would be cool, so I could like run around all like "It's a cookbook. To Serve Man is a cookbook!!!"
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